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__//The Saddest Moment.//__
//September,06 It was the saddest moment that could ever happen it was my great grandpa he passed away he had stopped breathing when he was seeing my great grandma in hospital he passed away at the age of 82,he was a very good man & before he passed away he thought of what the flag should really look like. The next day we had the ceremony we all got dressed up and went to the cremation place after he was burnt we all left.

Later that night we went and bought some lotto tickets because he was into lotto himself we didn't win anything,we all had drinks at my grandmas and some of us stayed there the next morning we were getting ready to come home. We had breakfast at Mc'ds. And still to this day i miss him.//

__//The Hissterical Story.//__
//There was the most beautiful man in the world called Mrs Snotbag he was walking through the mall,when he seen the most hottest guy in the mall.He went over to him & went to kiss him when he put a frog infront of him to save his life. Mrs Snotbag said"why could you do such thing" the other guy said"cause your beautiful", He then jumped on his donkey and crashed into a grandma he got off and stole her wheel chair this lady police man ran over and called for back up she said"we've got a hit and run on a wheel chair".

The police man caught up with the wheel chair but he wasn't there they had a look around and saw him pulling a brown eye they tried to catch him but they couldn't then five minutes later back up arrived and said"come down here" he came down and they took him to jail.When he was in the police he done the most horrific fart you could ever smell. When he was in jail he escaped and run over another grandma. Good work Regan. Don't forget about editing and please update. //